- Straight: My cake is chocolate.
- Gay: My cake is vanilla.
- Bisexual: My cake is chocolate and vanilla.
- Transgendered: My cake may have vanilla frosting but its a chocolate cake inside.
- Pansexual: My cake has both vanilla and chocolate frosting and vanilla and chocolate inside.
- Homophobia: Only chocolate cakes can be eaten.
- Asexual : I don't enjoy cake